I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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