Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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