I have demons in me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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