I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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