They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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