You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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