those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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