So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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