did you get engaged???
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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