He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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