Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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