I like to think it a success when the cops are called
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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