i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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