butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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