Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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