do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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