do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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