WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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