Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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