My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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