If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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