garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
should my penis look like a turkey
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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