there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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