For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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