I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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