So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You don't make any sense
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