Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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The power of my boobs compel you
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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