Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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