Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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