do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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