Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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