Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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