Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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