So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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