I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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