Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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