i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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