the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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