Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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