That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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