More tranny stories later!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You ruined the universe
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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