WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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