I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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