Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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