wanna go halves on a baby?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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