Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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