If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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