He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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