so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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