I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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