love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
