Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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