Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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