He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
These tits shall not be calmed
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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