Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void