would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
organizing the empties. That sober.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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